10/10/09

FIRST TIMES: BABY BRUCIE'S FIRST MALE CAMELTOE SIGHTING

i was sitting zazen, spacing out with beer in hand, when like in a slow motion dream i looked up and saw it, rather saw them - the outline of two balls pressed too-snugly against a man's white pants as he sat (legs slightly splayed) on a chair above me. they weren't really something i wanted to see, but at the same time, i was intrigued. did he know he was essentially flashing his junk to the whole room? are white pants ever a good idea? what is a male cameltoe called anyway?

according to WikiCameltoe, it's called moose knuckles.

THE MORE YOU KNOW...

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