9/16/09

Review: Sayaka Tsutsumi Park Fuck

it used to be that when i thought about japanese pornography, i was assaulted with images of tentacle rape and artistic(?) rope bondage. however, talking to other people, a different fantasy emerged - the passive woman who whimpers pitifully (and sometimes cries) during sex. after hearing way too many western men "joke" about whether they would prefer sleeping with a whimpering japanese woman or a screeching western woman (usually this question also involved discussing skinny bodies vs. bigger bodies, but that's a whole other can of worms), i decided i needed to investigate... which thanks to the explosion of free porn on the internets (proof that god exists??!), was not a difficult task.

actually, the first video i found exemplified all the stereotypes i had heard discussed by my male compatriots. i actually watched it a really long time ago, but it has since been scarred in my memory in various horrible ways. you have been warned! but if you're curious, please watch (definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK! or any other public place, unless you're one of those pervs in the public library).

there are many things that creep me out about this porn. here they are, though keep in mind that this is not meant to be a criticism of japanese culture, but rather some observations about this video seen through my own fucked up lens.

1. it's creepy that the schoolgirl has such a mature body - she's obviously not old old, but she's definitely much older than an actual schoolgirl. doesn't that kill the fantasy? maybe i'm just not willing to suspend disbelief for the sake of getting off, which makes sense because i don't actually find the idea of schoolgirls (or even schoolboys) the least bit tantalizing.
2. the whimpering! she keeps saying, "ya da!" which sort of means "ewww, no!" this isn't an all-american case of "no means no" because she's not exactly giving a strong "no," more like a childish, cutesy sort-of no that doesn't really exactly mean no. this is probably the thing in the video that has scarred my everyday life, because now whenever i hear this common phrase i am reminded of this creepy scene.
3. THE KISSING! who kisses like that? it looks more like a facemash, and it does not look very enjoyable. maybe it's just me?
4. crazy pubes! i don't have anything against pubes, but the way in which they obscure everything that's going on (what's going where?? i can't see through all the hair!) is sort of a let down. on the other hand, there is something creepy about how most american porn features hairless penes & vages. personally, i don't really enjoy watching shaved balls bounce around as some meat-head is pounding away (also, this brings up a couple more key questions: 1. does the intended audience [men] want to see some dude's shaved balls bouncing around? 2. why aren't male porn actors that attractive? [*i guess because they're chosen for having big dicks, and also the intended audience {men} don't give a shit that the man in the porn is ugly as fuck])

overall, watching this porn was an eye-opening experience, one that has definitely cast a creepy sheen to my everyday life. it has also made me curious about what more hardcore japanese porn is like, since it seems like the whimpering schoolgirl theme is probably on the softer side of things. but i guess this is an area where there's a big gap in my knowledge, which is perhaps for the best.

thoughts, comments? did you like the video? do you FACEMASH kiss?

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