10/20/09

Let Them Give Head

Excerpt from my assigned weekly reading:

"With the coming of the Revolution in 1789, the floodgates opened, and the number of pamphlets attacking the queen rapidly rose in number. These took various forms, ranging from songs and fables to presumed biographies (such as the Essai historique), confessions, and plays. Sometimes, the writings were pornographic with little explicit political content; the 16-page pamphlet in verse called Le Godmiché royal (The royal dildo), for example, told the story of Junon (the queen) and Hébée (presumably either the duchesse de Polignac or the princesse de Lamballe). Junon complained of her inability to obtain satisfaction at home, while pulling a dildo out of her bag ('Happy invention that we owe to the monastery'). Her companion promises her penises of almost unimaginably delicious size...."

- from "The many bodies of Marie-Antoinette: political pornography and the problem of the feminine in the French Revolution", by Lynn Hunt (emphasis mine).

10/18/09

how do you feel about foreskins?

see: WikiForeskin vs. WikiCircumcision

in amerika, encounters with the circumcised variety of penes was the norm... but a sampling of international penes leads me to believe that perhaps circumcision is a weird amerikan thing. what do you think?

10/15/09

Spam Poetry by Sandy Miller, Annalise Bardot, Halle Moric, Thuy Dorminey, Elnora Reimund, and "drugs"

His arrival with nearly 3,000 men inspired the worn soldiers of holland with new confidence.

But we must give him an answer.
Allow me to introduce you to my daughter, said the countess, with heightened color.

Nevertheless, tidings of what was going on in the island of hispaniola at length found their way to the ears of ferdinand and isabella.

We shall see whether he cannot attach you to himself or find a place for you somewhere nearer the sun.
But then the expression of severity changed, and he drew pierres hand downwards, made him sit down, and smiled affectionately.

Your manhood will give girls the heaven pleasure!

Having witnessed an almost continuous process of downfall of the various authorities, it is only natural that the sense of loyalty to spain should have become somewhat obscured in the minds of the peruvians.

They rode up the opposite hill.
The count was lighting his pipe and did not notice his sons condition.

Hate me

Increase Her Pleasure Tonight.

Close to Me

Sex in the future is going to be completely hygienic and not-at-all gross. I look forward to the simply sitting, and the simply staring, and the biomechanical gizmos that will finally take the beast out of the beast-with-two-whatevers. Some examples:


Wouldn't you like to bump helmets with Sylvester Stallone? Especially if you didn't have to touch his totally weird roidal bubble-flesh?


This is just before Duran Duran's Orgasm Organ, of course. And the cast acrylic torture chamber full of ravenous birds. Maybe the future is too freaky after all.

Still, if you want a taste of that sweet there-without-being-there in the intercourse department, the slick motorized future according to one poorly formatted website is "...poised to take the world by storm in the next few years."

10/13/09

shock & awe & scorched earth dance style

As we all know, the 80's were very important, especially for spectacular Italian variety shows, and the rubberized modern danseuses / pop idorus / future sad myspace users that would blow everyone's mind with a chicken flapping moonwalk.

10/10/09

FIRST TIMES: BABY BRUCIE'S FIRST MALE CAMELTOE SIGHTING

i was sitting zazen, spacing out with beer in hand, when like in a slow motion dream i looked up and saw it, rather saw them - the outline of two balls pressed too-snugly against a man's white pants as he sat (legs slightly splayed) on a chair above me. they weren't really something i wanted to see, but at the same time, i was intrigued. did he know he was essentially flashing his junk to the whole room? are white pants ever a good idea? what is a male cameltoe called anyway?

according to WikiCameltoe, it's called moose knuckles.

THE MORE YOU KNOW...

10/1/09

skinny bitches

we don't even need to talk about the commercial product angle or the domestic idolization angle. we just need to talk about how this is probably the best masturbating on a laundry machine i've ever seen: